Got Him: Floating among the Misshapes, random Real World cast members and Victorya, yes that Victorya, at Brad Walsh’s photography exhibit on Saturday night.

Stalked Him: Because we had to say, “Congratulations!” And because we had to know how it felt to never hear Heidi say, “Auf Wiedersehen.”

Shot Him: Because we noticed his shiny shirt the second we stepped in the room. And because his hair really does look like that.

He Says: “I made the top, the jeans are Cheap Monday, the vest is Topman, the necklace is Vivienne Westwood and the shoes are Comme Des Garcons – they’re my favorite.”

We Say: “Will you please make us a fierce ruffled jacket for spring?”

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Well, okay, you asked for it. The real title of this post is VICTORYA SHOWS ANYWAY and it goes like this…

Yesterday in Page Six Magazine Faran (me) reported the latest red-hot Runway rumor:

That Jillian and Christian make it to the finals (we’ll leave the third contestant as a surprise…) and also that there’s not one but two Project Funway fashion shows in the works – the first goes to just the finalists, and the second presents three pieces from every PR designer.

That is, every designer except Victorya, at least according to the whispers. We hear Victorya was so miffed she didn’t win that she refused to show at all -

And the day after she gets kicked off Bravo’s show, she’s mailing invitations to her own catwalk event held during New York Fashion Week.

Of course, this could all be fabricated from our sources but that’s the word on the street (and in the sewing room, and in the Bravo offices, and with several Fashion Week producers).

We wish Victorya well in whatever she does, but after Jezebel accused her of copying someone else’s icky prom dress, we also think Project Runway is getting a little… dare we say it… boring?

Make it work, Bravo!

The designer will stage her own Fashion Week show, off-site in Manhattan.

Though this isn’t the first time Elisa’s presented her clothes during Fashion Week, this time the stakes are a little different, and accordingly, the audience will be too:

Now that she’s a beloved (albeit bewildering) reality TV star, Ms. Jimenez will get more attention from potential Fashion Week investors, and we know for a fact that more magazine editors have RSVPd for her runway.

What they’ll actually see on it…

Well, we’ll be able to report that next week, but we’re sure it’ll be gleeful and probably a little bit awful, too. Awww…

We know they’re high school students that probably don’t have modeling experience at all – but still. No one expected a serious cat strut (not even the real models on the show give us that,) but at least a natural walk would have been nice.

But it seems the tension that came across on screen may have had to do with real-life events on the show:

WWD reveals that one of the models fainted due to the “intense heat and high heels,” which the show obviously edited out.

We’re not sure who the girl in question is, we’re more concerned with the fact that nothing on the show even hinted at this bit of drama – it kind of makes you wonder what else is edited from the show…

Christian, Jillian, and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named aren’t the only Project Runway designers showing during the week:

Season One alumna Alexandra Vidal has shipped herself from Miami for the occasion, and she’ll show her Fall ‘08 collection at the Bryant Park Hotel on Tuesday, February 5.

Ms. Vidal stacks her appointments against the Marc by Marc Jacobs show, Tory Burch, Matthew Williamson (who’s back from London), and Narciso Rodriguez, and according to her website, she goes like this:

“Discriminating women with impeccable taste, her clients include many whose names regularly appear in the society pages and in fashion magazines. They have sought her out for her individualized creations whose colors, fabrics and details make them stand out.”

Great – but who will get a bigger audience for their solo collection, Alexandra… or Victorya?

Got Them: At Bergdorf Goodman for an Italian Textile Exhibit, (more on that later). Chris was there too, but he’s a bit camera shy!

Stalked Them: Because every time we see a designer, we want to know if they made their own outfit. And because we had to know what they’d been up to since their dramatic exits from Project Runway.

Shot Them: Because we’re having fun racking up Project Runway streetwalkers faster than you can say, “Auf Wiedersehen.”

Jack Says: “The shirt’s Gucci and the jeans are Levi’s – but I made my body. Does that count?”

Victorya says: “My shirt is vintage and my jeans are Earl. My first design job was at Earl and it was actually really fun. I got my boots in Paris and I have no idea who makes them, but I know I love them. And Paris sounds better than a brand anyway!”

We Say: When in doubt, always answer Paris.

Got Them: At Bergdorf Goodman for an Italian Textile Exhibit, (more on that later). Chris was there too, but he’s a bit camera shy!

Stalked Them: Because every time we see a designer, we want to know if they made their own outfit. And because we had to know what they’d been up to since their dramatic exits from Project Runway.

Shot Them: Because we’re having fun racking up Project Runway streetwalkers faster than you can say, “Auf Wiedersehen.”

Jack Says: “The shirt’s Gucci and the jeans are Levi’s – but I made my body. Does that count?”

Victorya says: “My shirt is vintage and my jeans are Earl. My first design job was at Earl and it was actually really fun. I got my boots in Paris and I have no idea who makes them, but I know I love them. And Paris sounds better than a brand anyway!”

We Say: When in doubt, always answer Paris.

The designer, now best known for the Target collection which brought the mega-chain to the attention of the fashion crowd, is a great catch for Liz Claiborne. The president of the brand said they’ve “been lacking a clear and cohesive vision” which they hope Mizrahi will fix.

Mizrahi, the fashion darling of the 90’s, won the CFDA in 1990, but stopped designing for financial reasons just eight years later.

Hopefully, this move will help him reclaim his spot in the industry – he says the new position will afford him “fantastic opportunities for growth in my own brand.”

But we really hope that he and Tim Gunn, Liz Claiborne’s Chief Creative Officer, become the best of friends and Isaac ends up as the newest guest judge on Project Runway. (Remember Isaac on the Style channel? Yes, we miss it, too.)

Now that would be fierce.

But we’re not really sure what kind of situation you’d have to find yourself in to have to dress up as 19th century gossip coloumnist Louella Parsons to interview an equally fictitious Vivian Leigh.

Explanations aside, Chris is pretty funny in this clip.

One suggestion: they should have had Chris pull off his costume and dance like the male gymnasts in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes behind “Vivian.”

“Nina made a face when I asked about Victorya’s show,” says the spy, referring to Ms. Hong’s presentation at the Altman Building during Fashion Week, “But gushed about Alexandra. She said one of her friends had worn a dress by Alexandra at a wedding she went to recently and it was really gorgeous. She said she’s really excited to go check out her stuff.”

We’re still not convinced, but it’s nice that Alexandra will have a famous face in the audience, which might help attract even more hype to the former reality star.

Meanwhile, the race is on to pick the winner of Project Runway 4: Christian, Jillian, or the-one-who-must-not-be-named?